Thanksgiving brings with it many variables. Once you put together extended family, food, and football, there is a lot of room for things to go south.

The ideal scenario is that everyone sits peacefully to break bread together, reflecting on what they appreciate most about each other and basking in the pure joy of family togetherness.

But that's not real life. 

Real life is your cousin talking politics even though Grandma finds it impolite. Real life is the kids complaining loudly about Aunt Martha's green beans and feeding them to the dog. Real life is the obvious silent treatment going on between your brother and sister-in-law—a tension so thick you could cut it with a knife. 

We asked our Ivanti Twitter audience what Thanksgiving scenario they are most hoping to avoid this year, and here were the results:

ivanti thanksgiving survey tweet

Clearly people have had some traumatic experiences with food poisoning, which was the top response coming in at 39%, followed by a heated political debate at 35%, their football team losing at 19%, and burning the turkey at 7%. 

And because we love polls at Ivanti, we didn't stop there. We asked our customers a few questions, too. Try not to let your mouth water as you read on.

What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?​

Nancy G.

Cranberry sauce

Jeremy G.

Deep fried turkey

Eric L.

Deviled eggs

Mary

Dressing

Jason W.

Fresh baked rolls and turkey

Jason T.

Gonna go with stuffing

Dennis J.

Gourmetten

Paul K.

Homemade stuffing w/ cranberries and apples

Celestino

I want to taste that turkey!

Frank W.

I'm sure I would love the turkey

Kelly R.

Mashed yams with boiled marshmallows

Unai

My favorite food is fish

Lee R.

Pecan pie

Adam H.

Pineapple casserole

Mike A.

Pumpkin pie

Jason K.

Pumpkin pie

Daniel C.

Pumpkin spice cider

Michael M.

Scalloped potatoes

Katelyn E.

Stuffing

Warren G.

Stuffing with gravy

Ross M.

Sweet potatoes

kandarp b.

Sweets and chocolates

Brent L.

The gravy

Thomas S.

Turkey

Viviana R.

Turkey

Josh C.

Turkey

Marc Y.

Turkey

Ira

Turkey

Tiziano C.

Turkey

Darth J.

Wild rice stuffing

We're slightly confused about the "fish" response, but hey, no judgment. If you like fish for Thanksgiving dinner, more power to you. There are no rules, just traditions. Which brings us to our next question...

What is your favorite Thanksgiving tradition? 

Nancy G.

Family gathering together

Jeremy G.

Getting a couple days vacation

Eric L.

Watching football and eating food

Mary

Being able to spend time with family

Jason W.

Planning card and board games with all the family

Jason T.

Watching the Dallas Cowboys after dinner with my mom

Dennis J.

We don't have that here

Paul K.

Celebrating in October! A full month before our southern neighbours.

Celestino

We dont have that tradition here, but it would be to eat!

Frank W.

Sorry, no Thanksgiving in Holland.

Kelly R.

Dinner with family

Unai

I don't know because in Europe it's not tradition.

Lee R.

Pecan pie

Adam H.

Getting the Christmas tree on Friday

Mike A.

Playing board games after turkey

Jason K.

Gathering and eating

Daniel C.

Gathering of the whole family

Michael M.

Watching the Macy's parade on TV

Katelyn E.

Football

Warren G.

Having someone else cook the feast

Ross M.

Food

kandarp b.

Going to hometown to spend quality time with family and have some crackers.

Brent L.

Stovetop stuffing from a box

Thomas S.

Watching football

Viviana R.

Staying with family

Josh C.

Getting all of the family together at one time

Marc Y.

Going to the Lights Before Christmas at the Toledo Zoo Thanksgiving Weekend

Ira

N/A

Tiziano C.

It doesn't exist in Italy

Darth J.

Eating super tasty food and having leftovers for days

And to tie this all back to Ivanti and thankfulness in general, we asked one final question...

What Ivanti functionality are you most thankful for? 

Jeremy G.

Device inventory

Warren G.

Discovery and Inventory, both agented and agentless

Jason T.

Endpoint Management

Eric L.

Endpoint Management

Thomas S.

Family

Mary

Inventory

Michael M.

Inventory

Paul K.

ISM Email Integration

Celestino

Ivanti Insiders

Daniel C.

Master Incidents

Frank W.

Patch management

Marc Y.

Patch management

Brent L.

Patch management

Brian F.

Patching

Darth J.

Patching

Ira

Remote access

Nancy G.

Remote control

Mike A.

Remote control

Josh C.

Remote control

Rameez H.

Rewards

Adam H.

Rollout projects for auto-patching. I can take the week off and still have secure devices!

Thomas S.

Search functionality in application control

Andrew G.

Service desk

Katelyn E.

Service desk

Unai

Software distribution with inventory

Viviana R.

Unified software for IT management

Dennis J.

Workspace control

Tiziano C.

Workspace control

Jason K.

Xtraction/Reporting

Lee R.

Xtraction

 Thank you to all of our wonderful Ivanti customers!

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